An Insect Dinner Party

A Blue Bottle Bug suit
And those Jitter bug Loafers
Should Dress the Centipede Well for
Tonights Gardens Toasters

For at the Bottom Of the Garden
Under neath a drooping Maple
Tree

Sits a table;

With Cloth
And Chairs
And a sizeable Spread of
Cakes, Sugared insects
Black Bird Pie

Cider And Tea

And At the head of this table sits the most penetrable site
A insect monstrosity
Will Oversee the events of Tonight

With Purple Pincers,
And  poisoned
Mandable Thorns
Blood
Red -Eyes
And
Spiked Hairs
And a
Diesel- Powerd- Jaw


Shrouded in billows of smoke
And brooding femurs
And  looks that
Choke

So Sits the gardens
most
Infamous Host

Don Eduardo  Montoya
Insectopeade
Does Rule This Garden From
The Birds to the Bees
The Garden's Godfather
And For Tonite it's
Dinner Host

Will spend time
In regions Of its mind
Unihabited by Most

For
Don Eduardo Insectopede
Likes nothing more at Dinner
Than A
Comedy Roast

He starts First   with the
Centipede on his right

" I must Say Centipede, that spider silk scarf does make me
Laugh

Was it spun in a slugworms vagina and left to dry out in  a magpies Arse?"

" And you dear Milipede..... You do indeed look Odd......Purple and Orange woodlouse dresses are made for geriatric insects ....... and not even a Dutch Rag worm  wears clogs.

" HA!   And You Old Caterpillar..You poor lamb!  What is this aloft your fuzzed head...
Its not hat
Nor cap
Nor wig
No dred

.Its a dried out crysallis stuffed with  old prunes and  half eaten figs... Oh caterpillar you do smell odd
 Like the Stench of urine
Im my
Janitors Bog.
Your also wearing bumblbee shorts with dragon fly nipple socks
if this was another dinner party
 i would tharsh you
And eat you on the spot.
But ive eaten Caterpillars once before.
Its was your mum and dad Caterpillar in fact
And It werent much fun
aAnd took over 3 hours of Strain
To remove them from my
Bum....;

Well Enjoy your evening everyone

Cernterpede:

" A Toast to our Host
Don Eduardo Insectopede "

HAzzar,
 haZZAR!!!!!!!!!