A Poem For Christmas Time But Not For Children

Scary Fairy (A Poem For Victoria T)


Come One
Come All

And i'll
Tell you
This Tale

The Mood is just
Right

And Victoria
Has Bought Over More
Ale

The Tale
I
Tell
Is not to be told
To the
Easily scared
Or
Wary

Its about an

EVIL SLUTY XMAS FAIRY

The Fairy was
Short
And drunk
Of
Sorts

Cursing
And a
Cussing
Dear
Old Saint Nick

And letting us privy
in dizzying detail

To the proportions
And failings
of his
Dick

For
Underneath his
Red Suit
Lays a coat like
That
Of a polar Bear
And looks quite
Lairy

But this
Evil Slutty Xmas Fairy
Likes
Em'Hairy

And unlike the
Easter Bunny
is not
Quite so
Contrary

So went on
This
Evil Slutty Xmas Fairy


" Sex
With
Old St Nick
Was not much fun

The chubby cock muncher
Didn't even
make
Me cum

And instead
sneaked a finger up my
bum
Then left without a word
And stole my Rum

Old St Nick
Came into
The
Room

Bold
&
Proud

And went to
See what was happening
With this
Gathering thickening
Crowd

At once
The
Evil Fairy
Saw St Nick
She went for
Him
Sinking
Her Teeth
Into
His
Dick

So
Poor Old St Nick
Cried a Pain
That
Sings

And Now
Wears
His Testicles
Like
Festive
Earrings