Strap on Envy

Every time she gets it out
i mysteriously need to spend
a penny

For i am a man with a foreboding inadequcy
Which goes
by the name
Of

Strap on Envy

Her strap on it is called the

Penetrator

And she prefers my tears
To the satisfaction
That cums with a vibrator

My lovely miss i do
There wonder
Inside her head what dark thoughts there asunder

Perhaps she is a sadistic sex fiend
Who is far less satisfied with love making than
this buggery

She used to have one named
Dave

This was when her
Flower was furry
and she did not shave

But fortunatley she got rid
Of this hideous Member

Despite it was a christmas present
which she got early on the 23rd of December

I once asked her if i could buy a similar
Toy

Her name was Clarice
She was much more
Bold

And once
hasd sex with
A Leprechaun
To find out where he had hid his
Pot of Gold

For Clarice
was a polythene loveer
of sorts

But was bought second hand and
Was used to such carnal sport

So into the bed
Clarice my lady and i  did go
And covered the sheets and ceilings with our
Sexual Matter
in these moments we did find our spiritual benefactor