Thursday 17 November 2011

Black Beard

Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of rum

Blackbeards swinging from the gallows my son

For Totrtuga was taken burnt and won
Blackbeard born from a musket gun

Yo ho ho and a bottle of tears
Blackbeards beard ablaze whilst cannons bursts ears

For the Pearl did sank and this ocean deep
On the ocean floor Blackbeards chest did keep

Yo ho ho and a bottle of pain
dice are threwn across the deck again

First mate morgan and one eyed Mclain
Blackbeard's mutinous men betray

A blunderbuss booms and cat a nine tails quoth pain
Blackbeards slices another knape in vain

Yo ho ho and bottle of curtsy

Peg-legged pete and panty hose percy
Walk down the plank in this rained down mercy

And as the flying Dutchman lurches across these seas

And the ports run red with pilage, rape plunder
& disease

Cos Edward teach doth lie on the ocean floor
And whilst mermaids feast on this pirates soul
And calypso weeps in a dwarf-lings bowl

And these rats run across the decking floor
And have stopped singing about the fact their poor

Captain Coleman crows from the nest above
The English are here all hands on deck my son

Haazaar comes the cry from the soldiers fair

For England and country
And the press gang lure

For Britannia owns the ocean seas
And for every slave thats born on this vessel of trees

And every weeping women stuck under boot straps boot
And every bastard child born into this group

For lime and lemons will keep this scurvy at bay

And we can moonlight with this loot
and take the rowing boat away

Yo ho ho and a bottle of regret
for pirate dreams we should not forget
are no more romantic than a crowing curtsy
because i hope know wolly dreams such a these do

desert thee.

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